If there was ever a doubt that police wouldn’t bother enforcing Missouri’s new anti-strip club law, let your hope die now. They come first for the “Ultimate Vegas Experience Hunks.”

Real, actual, no-fooling taxpayer money was spent on this.

Among the many services Missouri resident’s paychecks were garnished to support: two undercover female police officers to go to St. Joseph nightclub Blondie’s to watch the “Ultimate Vegas Experience Hunks” show for any sign of unlawful genitalia. The two female officers claim that on their girl’s night out they witnessed full frontal hunk nudity. So of course they arrested the club owner and on-duty manager as well as ticketing four of the hunkiest hunks for not having Missouri adult entertainment licenses….